[Verse 1]
She says that the world is a broken mess
It's always on her mind
She cries at the news when the shots ring out
Every single time
[pre-Refrain]
No, I cannot fix it, no, I cannot make it stop
[Refrain]
So I said, "Turn your phone off, only look me in my eyes
Can we live that real life, real life?"
Oh, hey, "Turn your phone off, only look me in my eyes
Can we live that real life, real life?"
[Verse 2]
Prays on her knees as the towers fall
To a God she does not know
She's begging him to stop the mess
The Boston bombs blow (Ooh)
She says, "How could I ever believe in something
That would step aside and watch?"
And I got no words to say 'cause I think I lost my faith
But I thank you for the day when everything will be okay
[pre-Refrain]
But no, I cannot fix it, and I cannot make it stop
[Refrain]
So I said, "Turn your phone off, only look me in my eyes
Can we live that real life, real life?"
Oh, hey, "Turn your phone off, only look me in my eyes
Can we live that real life, real life?"
[bridge]
I wish I had the answers
Something you could hold too
Only thing that's real to me is
You
[Refrain]
"Turn your phone off, only look me in my eyes
Can we live that real life, real life?"
Oh, hey, "Turn your phone off, only look me in my eyes
Can we live that real life, real life?"
[outro]
Oh, hey (Real life, hey)
Real life, real life
Oh, hey
Real life, real life
Oh, hey
Hey.
Where's Matthias?
I dunno, he's gotta be around here somewhere...
Aaah, sweet.
I gotta use the bathroom.
Don't touch that.
Whatever.
I don't know.
Woah...
Brian said not to touch that.
Ooh!
Oooooooh!
You think I care if you touch it or not?
I'm breathing in the chemicaaaals!
I told ya, dude.
Dude, are you trippin' right now?
What are you seeing?
I'm waking up... To ash and dust.
Keep going...
I wipe my brow, and I sweat my rust.
The heck does that mean?
This is it!
The apocalypse...
Alright, woah, calm down, buddy.
I raise my flag..
And I dye my clothes.
Why?
It's a revolution, I suppose.
Of course!
You can't have an apocalypse without a revolution first, am I right?
We're painted red to fit right in!
Fit in where, Mars?
ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
You okay, man?
I'm waking up!
I feel it in my bones...
How much do you think you breathed in?
Enough to make my systems blow...
Wait... are you...?
I'm radioactive!
Woah!
What if this gives you superpowers?
Welcome to the new age.
Wooooo...
Glad I had that on!
Heheheh...
Wait, did you guys touch that stuff?
Breathing in the chemicals.
What is that stuff?
It's anti-freeze, you idiot. I was working on my car.
I gotta take him to the hospital.
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