Ask me...how do I feel,
Ask me now that were cosy and clinging!
Well, sir, all I can say
Is if I were a bell Id be ringing !
From the moment we kissed goodnight
Thats the way I just got to behave
Boy, if I were a lamp Id light!
And if I were a banner Id wave
Ask me how do I feel
Little me with my quiet upbringing
Well, sir, all I can say
Is if I were a gate Id be swinging !
And if I were a watch Id start
Popping my spring...
Oh, if I were a bell
Id go ding-dong-ding-dong-ding
Ask me how do I feel
From this chemistry lesson Im learnin
Yeah, chemistry!
Well, sir, all I can say
Is if I were a bridge Id be burning
Well, I knew my moral would crack
From the wonderful way that you look
Boy, if I were a duck Id quack!
Or if I were a goose Id be cooked!
Ask me how do I feel
Ask me now that were fondly caressing
Well, if I were a salad
I know Id be splashing my dressing
Ask me how to describe
This whole beautiful thang
Well, if I were a bell
Id go ding-dong-ding-dong-ding
Ding-dong-ding-dong
Ding-dong-ding-dong
If I, Were A Bell