Some day you'll own a home
Round the old golf course
She smokes like a chimney
There's a big old goofy man
Dancing with a big old goofy girl
It's a big old goofy world
She'd know ever single word
Cause if you lie like a rug
And you don't give a damn
So I'm sitting in a hotel
I should have gone to school
Stead of stubborn as a mule.