Paroles de Get You Mad
Eminem16717
Yo, mic check my dick
Testing
One, two, ffff-fuck
My dick, my nuts
My attitude is worse than NWA's was
I'll battle you over stupid shit and diss people who ain't have shit to do with it, like Cool J does
You see me standin' outside of your building screamin'
"Puffy is good, but Slim Shady is for the children!"
I look at my life in a new light, fuck it
Give me two mics
I write songs for me, fuck what you like
You're probably hear me rap half-hearted 'cause I don't like rap anyway
I'm just tryin' to get my porno career started
Every place and event
Been There, Done That
Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went
"Come on, let's go!"
Want a deal? Study these five chapters
Lesson one: throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers
Lesson two: face 'em and diss 'em
Don't give 'em a demo
Kidnap 'em and make 'em come to your basement and listen
Lesson three: get a job at a label
Switch demos with Canibus and put yours on the owner's table
Lesson four: 'know you heard this before
"Hey let me get your number, I'll call you tomorrow for sure!"
Don't act like a fan, you wanna get signed?
Get the whitest A&R you can find
Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can
Lesson five: Get a hook-up at Jive
Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live
And that's the key
But when you see me on the street I ain't givin' you shit, bitch
Don't even bother askin' me
Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I'm spittin'
cause I'm always shittin when I'm rappin' like Master P
Got a blowjob from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth
My balls broke both of her collarbones
Told Mya this shit was all about me, uh
Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea
And all three of my main girls said "see ya"
'Cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fuckin' Aaliyah
I splish-splash while I'm takin' a bath
Grab a handful of pills, break 'em in half, take 'em and laugh
White trash? 'Fuckin' your wife in the ass
While you're out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass
So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad
You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad
And when I rap about a bunch of shit you wished you had?
You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad
"I can't listen to that song, that shit's too sad!"
You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad
"He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!"
You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad
What a wonderful day, I should go outside and play
Ain't no need to sit inside the house and hibernate
Hi Renee! I was just about to toss a live grenade
in your driveway and drive away
Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS
Blood drippin' from it, rippin' your stomach like a paper mache
You talk a lotta shit, but you was never ill though
I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow
Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh
Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in half
Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with Agent Orange
And wiped my ass with his page in Source
The demon is here, steamin' this year
I rip Mystikal's voicebox out, scream in his ear
It's not a gimmick, bitch, it's an image, I live it
Give a fuck? I don't know what a fuck is to give it
"Yeah, I don't think this guy is well"
I'm high as hell
I'll beat you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his tail
I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin'
Lay your nuts on the dresser
Just your nutsack by itself
And bang them shits with a spiked bat
Cut your neck off and sew your head right back
And leave you like that
You just triggered the prick who just mixed liquor
Who's itchin' to leave you disfigured and stiffer than Christopher
Reeves, I was teething with strep throat
while your mother was breastfeeding
And gave her the flesh-eating disease
I'm iller than takin' a hammer and beatin' your knees
and walkin' through South Central L.A., bleedin in jeans
Wakin' up the next day in breathin' machines
Flashin' back to being shot and repeatin' the scenes
On how you just got smoked, and if you do live
You'll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and 'Pac joke
So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad
You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad
And when I rap about a fat bitch that you wished you had?
You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad
"I can't listen to that song, that shit's too sad!"
You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad
"He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!"
You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad
I know that makes you real mad, don't it?
That's right, Slim Shady
Sway & Tech
Sprayin' wreck
And we don't give a heck
Or a damn
Or a fuck
Or a shit
So suck my motherfuckin' dick
InterprèteEminem
LabelUMI
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