Your ex boyfriend's rock band
Is in my house right now
Seems like they've killed the postman
I'm hidding in the closet now
Your ex boyfriend's insane
I met him after the party
How could I know he was your ex boyfriend ?
Now he want to kill me
I just said they sounded like
Alanis Morissette
And as he was laughing
I said we had
Enough of those wanna-be
Rock'n'roll bands
Upper-class wankers satisfied
With their hooligan's role
They wouldn't hurt a fly
He said
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You'd better like
That rock band
You've got to like
That rock band I can't stand
Your ex rock band
I can't stand
Your ex's rock band
Your ex boyfriends rock band
Is in the basement now
Of couse I could tr to lock
Them in
But what about my
Instruments now
So here 's the plan
Call your ex boyfriend
Pretend you're at a party
With members of Oasis
Or The Strokes
Or even Alanis Morissette
Honey-they will leave
She said
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