Bless my soul Herc was on a roll Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll What a pro Herc could stop a show Point him at a monster and you're talking S.R.O. He was a no one A zero, zero Now he's a honcho He's a hero Here was a kid with his act down pat
From zero to hero In no time flat Zero to hero Just like that
When he smiled The girls went wild with "ooh"s and "aah"s And they slapped his face on every vase (on every "vase")
From appearance fees and royalties Our Herc had cash to burn Now nouveau riche and famous He could tell you what the Grecians "earn"!
Say amen There he goes again Sweet and undefeated And an awesome 10 for 10 Folks lined up Just to watch him flex And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs
Hercie, he comes he sees, he conquers Honey, the crowds were going bonkers He showed the moxie brains, and spunk From zero to hero A major hunk Zero to hero And who'd have thunk?
Who put the "glad" in "gladiator"? Hercules! Whose daring deeds are great theater? Hercules! Is he bold? No one braver Is he sweet? Our favorite flavor