Break a mirror
Roll the dice
Run with scissors
Through a chip pan firefight
Go into business with a grizzly bear
But just don’t sit down
'Cause I’ve moved your chair
Find a well known hardman
And start a fight
Wear your shell suit on bonfire night
Fill in a circular hole with a peg that’s square
But just don’t sit down
'Cause I’ve moved your chair
...
Bite the lightning
And tell me how it tastes
Kung-fu fighting on your rollerskates
Do the Macarena in the Devil's lair
But just don’t sit down
'Cause I’ve moved your chair
Come on